Let Me Through, I'm A Doctor

It gives me great pleasure to announce to the world that I am now a qualified First Aid Provider.

In yet another attempt to get out of doing any real work, I attended a course this week and am now proficient in Rescue Breathing, CPR, Shock Management and Bleeding Control.

The irony of the fact that demonstrating the recovery position on a guy almost twice my size caused my leg to start bleeding was in no way lost on me.